THE ENVELOPE PLEASE

August 8th, 2011

FOR THE FIRST ANNUAL RIGGED OWN YOUR OWN O’MALLEY
CONTEST — THE WINNERS ARE:

USMAN,

EVERETT,

AND SHARAI

ARE DA WINNAS

AND SUZANNA WINS an Official Certified Copy — actually, the original sketch on the stiffener that was at the bottom of the last post.

SEND A SELF ADDRESSED ENVELOPE AND $320.00 for shipping and handling to my (Mike’s)  P.O. box in the Bahamas.

Okay, what you really need to do is send a snail-mail address to me (Tim), even if you’ve sent it to me 100 times before, and I’ll send them down to mice.  And then we’ll see what he does.

Let’s have a big round of applause for our winners!

Louder.  Louder.

Bunch of sore losers.

11 Responses to “THE ENVELOPE PLEASE”

  1. EverettK Says:

    Wow. I guess all you have to do to win is be the first person to comment on each of the O’Malley posts. Piece of cake.

    And who said this was rigged??? Gimme their names, I know someone that can take care of them.

    But thanks Mike and Tim! It was interesting, entertaining, enlightening and a bunch of other words that start with vowels and end with -ing. My O’Malley will be treasured for generations (until one of my great-grandchildren takes it on Antique Roadshow and finds out that it’s worth $millions$!

  2. michael hallinan Says:

    I would like to thank all the little people who made this possible, but there are so many of them and I’m not good with names. O’MALLEY

  3. Usman Says:

    What. Really.
    Since, I’ve been caught by surprise, I’ll try to keep my speech short.
    First I’d like to thank my parents for not banning internet…otherwise O’Malley would not have found the resounding success it has in Pakistan. Second I’d like to thank Uncles Tim and Mike, for their gracious decision of accepting cash. Please keep the change. It’ll come in handy for the postage.
    Lastly, the sponsors (thats the losers) without you where would I be; who would I laugh with; or laugh over. (Sorry, typo.)
    Thanks, you bunch. For free tips on how to win pre-rigged contests, please sign in for my my monthly newsletter. Donations accepted.
    For crying out, clap. Louder.
    PS: This has been fun.

  4. Sharai Says:

    WHOA! This must have been rigged. You have transformed me from a wiener into a winner! I guess praying to idols does work. Does this mean Tim and Suzanna are my idols? Maybe.

    I am turning over all kinds of new leaves with the goal of REALLY becoming a nice person.

  5. Suzanna Says:

    Shar, that’s whiner not weiner. And don’t worry, no need to turn any new nothins, you are already a nice person.

    Yay, you like me….you really like me!! My Sally Field moment has finally come to pass.

    Thanks sooooooooo much for the beautiful sketch, Mike, ur O’Malley, and my fearless Blogger-in-Chief, Tim.

    This has been a blast!

  6. Lil Gluckstern Says:

    I am really happy for the winners. They really deserved this honor. And I’m only pouting a little. It’s okay; I had a great time laughing.

  7. Timothy Hallinan Says:

    See? We do TOO have classy readers. Just look at Lil. “Happy for the winners.” Anyone else do that? Pssshhhh, it’s a good thing Amy Vanderbilt is dead because this would kill her.

    I’m also happy for the winners and the winning notes are pretty damn funny. Get back to Dilbar, Usman. Why are you hanging around on low-rent websites> Sharai and Zanna, you two were in this together from the getgo, but we still really like you. (The wiener/winner thing totally works, by the way.)

    No more contests ever, until I have a good idea or someone suggests one to me or I see one I can steal or

  8. sharai Says:

    I’m also happy for all the winners, I raise my wine glass to them! But these contests are exhausting, aren’t they? If your looking for new guests bloggers, how about Munyin?

  9. Larissa Says:

    Egads! Where do my comments continue to disappear to? Sigh. Well, there, that’s just proof that it was rigged! (c: Congrats to the winners. And also to the weiners-we’re not a bad crew ya know! It was a great lot of fun and I wish that I had been able to stalk..I mean…frequent it more, well, frequently, so I too could figure out a way to bribe, beg and borrow my way into an original O’Malley. Next time. Mwahaha. (c: Thanks for sharing all of the wonderful humor with us!

  10. Debbi Says:

    Oh, uh … *clap* *clap* Yay, winners!

    I’ve been out of town and offline, so … now I’m not. Deal with it.

  11. Timothy Hallinan Says:

    Debbi, I can understand being out of town, but not being offline. Where on earth were you, Antarctica?

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